Say What?!
From Pam's House Blend:
Bring on the End Times
Pastors of some of the largest evangelical churches in America met recently in Inglewood to polish strategies for starting five million new churches worldwide in 10 years -- an effort they say they hope will hasten the End Time.
The Rapture and Second Coming of Jesus always has been the ultimate goal of evangelicalism. But when that would occur was any Christian's guess.
The "Billion Souls Initiative" of the Global Pastors Network aims to shorten the path to Judgment Day by partnering church resources with the latest communications systems to spread the gospel.
In an interview at Faith Central Bible Church in Inglewood, James Davis, president of the campaign, said, "Jesus Christ commissioned his disciples to go to the ends of the Earth and tell everyone how they could achieve eternal life.
"As we advance around the world, we'll be shortening the time needed to fulfill that great commission," he said. "Then, the Bible says, the end will come."
The only good thing to come from this is that these nutcases will be Raptured away from the rest of us so we can FINALLY live in peace! Please Jesus save us from your crazy ass followers and their Republican tools!
posted by RedStateExile @ 11:49
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2 Comments:
from now on only channeling thru david berkowitzs dog will be allowed.
ROFLMAO!!! That was good!
A poster on Pam's site made a funny observance:
When the rapture comes, beware of falling SUVs.
I say:
Well, at least we can siphon off the huge amounts of gas from those free SUVs and turn them into scrap metal, tear down a few houses and plant more trees, and build parks and gardens in place of the "Fort Gods" at the corner of every major interstate in the U.S.
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