2/27/2006

Say What?!

From Pam's House Blend:

Bring on the End Times

Pastors of some of the largest evangelical churches in America met recently in Inglewood to polish strategies for starting five million new churches worldwide in 10 years -- an effort they say they hope will hasten the End Time.

The Rapture and Second Coming of Jesus always has been the ultimate goal of evangelicalism. But when that would occur was any Christian's guess.

The "Billion Souls Initiative" of the Global Pastors Network aims to shorten the path to Judgment Day by partnering church resources with the latest communications systems to spread the gospel.

In an interview at Faith Central Bible Church in Inglewood, James Davis, president of the campaign, said, "Jesus Christ commissioned his disciples to go to the ends of the Earth and tell everyone how they could achieve eternal life.

"As we advance around the world, we'll be shortening the time needed to fulfill that great commission," he said. "Then, the Bible says, the end will come."


The only good thing to come from this is that these nutcases will be Raptured away from the rest of us so we can FINALLY live in peace! Please Jesus save us from your crazy ass followers and their Republican tools!

3 Comments:

At 13:03, Blogger nygreg said...

"Jesus Christ commissioned his disciples to go to the ends of the Earth ...

so this is why these folks are considered to have a flat earth view ( along with that asshole from the times freidman ). i mean if they keep trying to find the ends of the earth we'll never get to the rapture.

this clowns fit right in with the lunatics who are going to soldiers funerals and holding up signs saying the poor gals and guys died because america is not putting gays in ovens or whatever.

time to pass a world wide law making it illegal to discuss or write about one's religious fantasies. from now on only channeling thru david berkowitzs dog will be allowed.

 
At 13:16, Blogger RedStateExile said...

from now on only channeling thru david berkowitzs dog will be allowed.

ROFLMAO!!! That was good!

 
At 13:21, Blogger RedStateExile said...

A poster on Pam's site made a funny observance:

When the rapture comes, beware of falling SUVs.

I say:

Well, at least we can siphon off the huge amounts of gas from those free SUVs and turn them into scrap metal, tear down a few houses and plant more trees, and build parks and gardens in place of the "Fort Gods" at the corner of every major interstate in the U.S.

 

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