4/10/2005

The Baptists are Coming!

Hide the children! Take a vacation! Put up "No Trespassing" signs! Do something!

Nashville will be invaded mid-June by the Southern Baptist Convention. Normally, this isn't a big deal and they tend to have their yahoo time by themselves shut up in a hotel. However, this year when they come back home to headquarters, they're blanketing the city, hitting the streets, and going door-to-door to save souls.

Yes, you heard me, correctly! Baptists will be coming to a home near you this summer!

Here's the full story from our local paper, The Tennessean:
http://www.tennessean.com/local/archives/05/03/68028536.shtml?Element_ID=68028536

"On June 18, a Crossover Rally will begin at the Gaylord Entertainment Center. About 10,000 believers will blanket the city, going door-to-door to preach the gospel. " The actual conference runs from June 21-22.

Now, I've already thought about how to handle this. Should I create that "no trespassing" sign and promptly call the police when needed? Should I have fun with it, invite them in, let 'em pray with me, then tell them they've touched a queer and now it will pass down like osmosis to their kids and their grandkids? Should I just carry a sign with me that says "I thought only us queers had to recruit. What are you doing taking away our business?"

Honestly, that is something I don't get. We supposedly recruit, right? Then why do Christians go out and prostelytize? Ummmm, maybe because it's a true CHOICE! We don't choose to be gay so we don't actually recruit. Christians seek out more to bring to the flock. If it's a choice to be a Christian, why do they get civil rights protections and we don't?

2 Comments:

At 09:11, Blogger Robert P said...

You should dress up like a school marm, let them into the house. Then, after about fifteen minutes of praying, have your wife come out of the back room wearing leather and chains. Have her pretend to think the others are part of the act.

Oooohh, that's evil, even for me.

 
At 19:34, Blogger RedStateExile said...

That's better than the guns at the door with the "No Trespassing" signs and a copy of the U.S. Constitution.

That'll teach 'em a lesson about invading our privacy!

 

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